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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
1:05 pm
I'll give you twenty dollars if you see this

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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
8:25 am
Happy "Tell your best friend what turns you on" Day

The holiday for people with not enough problems

current mood: GCROFFEE

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Thursday, December 28th, 2006
10:19 pm
is tony still alive?

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Monday, December 11th, 2006
7:01 pm
hi it's bribitch. i don't know how many of you read this often, but on thursday i will be going to lunch with our old lovely friend amy knox. tentative plan is for greek deli at 3 ish. but things could change. i'll prob call y'all individually but posting is fun too. yay. whoah, i forgot to say that everyone is invited. well, except mick but only cuz he's closing. okie dok. love you all more than you know, and i want to see all of our faces joined together in one place again. peace and frozen feet. love bribri

current mood: cold

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Friday, December 8th, 2006
1:16 am
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current mood: run run run run run jogggg

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Tuesday, November 21st, 2006
8:56 pm
happy early thanksgiving to those who are still out there!!!
yay! here's to unconventional ways of celebrating pilgrims and indians.
ie africa
ie disneyworld
ie nevada city.

love love love love love love
bristreet

current mood: hungry

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Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
9:08 am
guys, its already november.

how did this happen?

love,
ad

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Monday, October 30th, 2006
1:34 am
It says 1:30 but it feels like 2:30

why?

current mood: everything is simultaneous

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Tuesday, October 24th, 2006
3:00 am
hello to the few who still read this!
happy late birthday to eric... it was a fun green party. thanks to tony and michael for traveling miles and miles to be there. thanks to michael for wearing the tight ass... outfit. i think tony should post the balls picture on here. that's it and that's all. the highlight of the party was my skanky blendas crew.
love and miss addie. she'll be home soon.
peace----

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Sunday, October 1st, 2006
1:42 pm
guys, it's already October.


How did this happen?


  • Time
  • Time Travel



how could the passage of time in 2006 have moved along so astonishingly rapidly, unfazed by the laws of physics?
what would Einstein say about this? has our space time been altered somehow? have we been relocated to a alternate spatial location where our relative passage of time would be different in some manner? Seriously, Albert, what the hell is going on?

because i do not completely and fully understand quantum mechanics, the only conclusion i can reasonably come to and offer is...

...black magic.

aka wizardry


witchcraft.


now, there's only one person i know who could possibly fit that description. we all know who it is; there's no need to point them out.
Nevertheless, here is the formal cease and desist requisition i have filed with that person:


Dear Brad,

please stop fucking around with temporal reality and perception.

thank you.

sincerely, inhabitants of the milky way.







merry october, friends

current mood: spendin' g's

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Wednesday, September 6th, 2006
1:41 am
Balls.


I lost my cell phone, everybody who cares. It's really sad news.

My phone is so important to me that this is a life-altering occurence.
I feel disconnected and distant.
I need my phone. It's undeniably integral to my contentness, overall well-being and life in general.
Not to an unhealthy extent, but far more than average.


Also, i don't get to sing "twisted nerve" from kill bill anymore...
at least not in conjuntion with polyphonic, digitally simulated frequencies.


I'm pretty distraught!



If anybody wants to contact me from a distance, they have to do it through my house phone now! ...Most likely!
Shouting only works so well.',.'/.,;',.;/';

facebook or skype are satisfactory in the meantime,
but they don't quite live up to the presence-imitating verbal interaction of telephone conversations!



also, this still won't convince me to get myspace, brianne!
fuck that





Effin' chicanery

The service has been cancelled, so now i can't even get voicemails...
GOD DAMN IT



what can a person even do with a stolen cell phone?

  • Sell it for fifteen dollars at a pawn shop
  • Look at all the exciting and interesting photos i've taken
  • Flip through my text messages and simulate experiencing part of my live retroactively
  • Pretend to talk to people while walking through a hallway as a strategy for avoiding conversations with others
  • Use it as a replacement puck for street hockey games
  • Practice reverse engineering
  • Activate service for it, despite it's worn exterior and the various free phone promotions offered by providers
  • Destroy it for pleasure
  • Store it in a cigarbox as a keepsake
  • Revel in the fact that they prevented it's rightful owner from using it as they would normally
  • Use it as paperweight
  • Lick it



Let's everyone else all sympathize with me and offer me candy or blenders or something

current mood: lugubrious jonesin'

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Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
6:26 pm
hi i just wanted to wish our livejournal a happy one year anniversary, it goes strong sometimes, weak others, but she still breathes! yay bonthem. i miss villavicencio... also addie.
love y'all.
holla

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Tuesday, August 8th, 2006
3:13 pm - im gone again
hi all. sorry I missed you brianne, i tried stopping by but you weren't there. so sad. must wait until the holidays, sadly enough. my time was just too short. tiff

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Sunday, August 6th, 2006
8:41 pm
i miss addie.

come back beef stick.

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Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
7:44 pm - i'm back
hey all. I am back in sb for the next couple of days. excited to be back and so happy not to be working in oregon. how are all of you? what's happening? tiff

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Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
7:44 pm
lance bass is gay! yay!

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Saturday, July 22nd, 2006
8:56 pm
happy last day addie!!! you're free!!!

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Thursday, July 20th, 2006
5:28 pm
I'm wasting time instead of writing an essay!

current mood: flannery o'connor is a bitch

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Sunday, July 9th, 2006
2:36 am
you're drunk and you know it

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Monday, July 3rd, 2006
3:08 pm - TONY THIS IS FOR YOU:
for the love of chess....Collapse )

love,
alexandra sloan fasth

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